Hello! I'm the one in the purple. Pye is wearing pink today. 

Welcome to our page.  We've heard a lot about the Web and thought 'Other cats are doing it, why not us?' 

Well, we don't have a computer, Pye. 

Yeah, but Steven does. We'll use his. 

You can type, Pye? 

No, but Steven can. We'll get him to do it. 

Okay. That'll be easy. 

We ate first though. 
 

After we  took a nap. 
 

Pye, we're still kittens. 

Okay, like adult kittens, then.   We both agreed  pictures are a must. 
 

We really need to get that camera away from him, Friz. 

But some of the pictures do turn out nice at least. 
And if these aren't enough, here are some more. 
 

What does 'Single and uniterested' mean? Uninterested in what? 

It's under status. Maybe it means you're not interested in power and status. 

That could be, since I have it all already.  Do we really need to indicate weight? 

Well, probably not, but other cats out there might want to know. 

And I have a lot of other favorite foods, too. Why didn't he list them? 

Probably because 6000 lines would unbalance the page, Friz. 

Hmmm. my other goal is to convince Steven that there's a purrfectly good floor. He doesn't need to sit in my chair. 

Well, humans will be humans, Friz. 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Well, it's mostly honorary.  But I do have my own day.  Probably in honor of my silky fur. 

When's that? 

December 8th.  I don't know why, but that's it.  St. Pyewacket's Day. 

Can't you find a different favorite game?  Sheesh. 

Well, I'd chase the critter under the bed, but I don't know that it has a tail yet. 

Why do you want to go Outside? 

Because no cat that  we know has ever been Outside! 

Pye, I'm the only cat you know! 

But you haven't been Outside, have you? 

Well, no... 
 
 
 
 

Yep!  I like to eat. 

I like sleeping. 

We both enjoy watching birds. 

I'm still waiting your response to my last move... Pawn to King's Pawn Floor. 

In this picture, Pye got lucky.  The hiding place was purrfect. 

This is one of our favorites.  Waiter, can I get some water, please? 
 

We don't know why humans bother with clothing. 

But it does give us some nice hills to play on, Frisbee!

Steven has kindly provided us with some nice window sills. 

We're trying to teach him the command 'open the window', but it's slow going. 
 

I don't think he realizes that he has a problem. 

At least, we'll keep him from getting these boxes.

Un, yeah. No fair taking pictures of me asleep! 

That'll teach you to chase my tail! 

It was attacking you. I thought I'd help out. 

Chase your own tail! That's what it's there for! 
 
 

Pet Source Cat Page 

Mitzi

We'd have more, but Steven hogs the computer a lot. 

And more important, he hogs the computer chair.

We really have to teach him the word 'open' 

It'll be tough. He barely knows 'stay' 
 

We'd like to thank Steven for doing the translation for this page. 

It was tough, because Steven doesn't understand Cat that well. 

But he's slowly learning.